Dwight Galbi,

Mountain Climber

Our hero, having risen above the petty folds of the earth, salutes the wide world below him.  Despite the fatigue, despite the danger, despite the harrowing descent yet to come, a small smile plays across his lips.  Why?  Perhaps because he is breaking wind like an airplane soaring overhead.  Perhaps the softness of the cold snow reminds him of quarts of Ben & Jerry's ice cream.  Wth such a thought he undoubtedly rushes down the mountain.

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