Dwight Galbi,
Triathlete
The championship came down to the final sprint. Suffering from bitter memories of crushing defeats in the Galbi Brothers' Annual 800 meter Championship, our hero was determined not to be defeated by anyone other than an aging older brother with a desk job. He zipped down his jersey to expose some chest hair, shifted gears, kicked his feet, and charged to the finish line. With a final lunge, thrusting his arms back and his chest forward, he crossed the finish line a half step ahead of the last competitor. Whether its sliding down mountains, pedaling with the greatest ice-skating champion, churning into the high seas, or running like a man who has broken wind, our hero is a true champion.
Marvel again at his triathlon triumph
Consider again his platitudinous mountain conquest
Send him fan mail
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